My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:

kkatkkrap:

daeneryes:

  • The L’Oreal brothers
  • Male Katniss
  • The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
  • Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
  • Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
  • The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
  • Robin
  • HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
  • The Angry Pirate

Was I the only one to notice…

loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors 

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter 

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.

ishiila:

swissreverie:

jeremy-ruiner:

stark-spangled:

lilithlaufeyson:

Jeremy?! xDDDD

HEMSWORTH’S FACE

I literally can’t right now.

FUCK

Sassiest Cast Member on Set: Jeremy

ishiila:

swissreverie:

jeremy-ruiner:

stark-spangled:

lilithlaufeyson:

Jeremy?! xDDDD

HEMSWORTH’S FACE

I literally can’t right now.

FUCK

Sassiest Cast Member on Set: Jeremy

moofrog:

Silly doodle I did for my roommate, cause Cap is her baby. Going to do more proper drawings of all the characters later. 

moofrog:

Silly doodle I did for my roommate, cause Cap is her baby. Going to do more proper drawings of all the characters later. 

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.

indyfalcon:

it’s all in the wrists 

indyfalcon:

it’s all in the wrists 

renamok:

Wondy is always considered part of the official DC Trinity… and yet she’s never had her own animated series, she hasn’t had a single live-action film let alone multiple franchises, and she is often taken out of promotional material altogether and replaced by Green Lantern or The Flash or some other male.
Now… What does that say to you? To me it says, “She’s the most powerful woman in the world and the second-most powerful superhero (after Superman), but she’s not IMPORTANT ENOUGH to be treated with the same respect as her male counterparts.”
Maybe I’m just a nitpicking fool with sand in my shorts, but seriously… Wondy is my favorite DC character and I just don’t appreciate the way she’s been treated.

renamok:

Wondy is always considered part of the official DC Trinity… and yet she’s never had her own animated series, she hasn’t had a single live-action film let alone multiple franchises, and she is often taken out of promotional material altogether and replaced by Green Lantern or The Flash or some other male.

Now… What does that say to you? To me it says, “She’s the most powerful woman in the world and the second-most powerful superhero (after Superman), but she’s not IMPORTANT ENOUGH to be treated with the same respect as her male counterparts.”

Maybe I’m just a nitpicking fool with sand in my shorts, but seriously… Wondy is my favorite DC character and I just don’t appreciate the way she’s been treated.

unlimitedobsessions:

korralicious:

Reblogging because it got better.

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM HER. AND THE FACT THAT SHE KNEW HOW MANY TREES THERE WERE ON THE ISLAND CONFIRMS IT.

thelof9:

miketooch:

djlychee:

eggums:

mrsplitfoot:

reaill:

ladymango:

Everything was innocent until I saw Peter’s butt.



You should read the rest of the issue.




DAMN DUDE, GOT SOME JUNK IN THAT TRUNK

DAYUM

THAT ASS IS OUT OF CONTROL AND REFUSES TO BE TAMED.

H CJSVCSJVJSVSJVVJHVBJHSBVSJHBSJHVBJHSBHVSHVBV TOOCH

thelof9:

miketooch:

djlychee:

eggums:

mrsplitfoot:

reaill:

ladymango:

Everything was innocent until I saw Peter’s butt.

You should read the rest of the issue.

DAMN DUDE, GOT SOME JUNK IN THAT TRUNK

DAYUM

THAT ASS IS OUT OF CONTROL AND REFUSES TO BE TAMED.

H CJSVCSJVJSVSJVVJHVBJHSBVSJHBSJHVBJHSBHVSHVBV TOOCH